something in my head

so after learning something, I had this conversation in my head
Me: *looking at my computer*
Shatter: what's with the smug look?
Me: *points at the monitor*
Shatter: Is that the bitch? how did you find her on furaffinity?
Me: same way I found out about the other guy
Shatter: artist you follow posted art for her?
Me: yup
Shatter: Okay, what's with the artist you watch connected to her?
Me: don't know, just plain luck
Shatter: okay, but why are you smiling? I thought you hated her.
Me: oh, I do, she is a bitch, but I'm smiling about this *points at a certain part of her profile*
Shatter: Taken, so she is in a relationship, alright?
Me: Now someone else can see her true side, and see the bitch she truly is.
Shatter: sucks to be that guy
Me: yup, now I'm going to play Halo, that made my day

It really did, now someone else can see the true side to that bitch

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